health nuts, beware of your next salad

[MIKEY.1TIME]

Student Sentenced for Salad Dressing Semen
AP
WHEATON, Ill. (May 24) - A judge has ordered a 17-year-old to pay a $750 fine and perform 120 hours of community service for contaminating salad dressing with semen and returning it to a suburban Chicago high school's cafeteria.

DuPage County Judge Terence Sheen also placed Marco Castro on two years probation Wednesday and ordered him to write a letter of apology to Wheaton North High School officials. Castro must complete his community service work for an agency that works with AIDS patients.

Sheen called the prank "beyond stupid." "If you prove to me you're worthy of another chance, in two years, then I will give it to you," Sheen said.

Castro pleaded guilty to misdemeanor disorderly conduct in connection with the Dec. 6 incident. He admitted taking a bottle of ranch salad dressing from the school cafeteria to the bathroom and ejaculating into it, and then returning it to the cafeteria where juniors and seniors eat lunch.

Students reported Castro, and the senior was expelled from Wheaton North. There were no reported cases of illness following the incident.

Castro told police he thought of the prank after watching a movie filled with crude stunts.

"I have no explanation for what I did," Castro said in court. "I felt bad after I did it."

Harry Smith, Castro's attorney, noted that the teen already had been punished, including missing the end of his senior year and humiliating himself and his family.

"It has not been without consequences," Smith said.

 

[Buster]

Yes I Remember When It Happened

WHAT A SCUMBAG

Naperville Sun) WHEATON, Ill. Principal Jill Bullo assured parents in a letter last week that salad dressing contaminated by a Wheaton North High School student poses no health hazards.

"We are pleased to report that no follow-up medical attention is needed for any student who ingested Ranch salad dressing," Bullo said in the letter mailed to parents Dec. 22.

Marco Castro, 17, confessed to police Dec. 12 that he had taken a salad dressing container Dec. 6 from the school cafeteria and ejaculated into the contents in a nearby restroom. He then returned the container to the cafeteria.

According to Bullo, the matter has been investigated by the DuPage County Health Department and the Illinois Department of Public Health.

"Based on this investigation, students and parents do not need to take any health-related actions relative to this situation," Bullo said. "There is no risk to students."

Health Department and school officials cited privacy laws in refusing to give more information about Castro's tests.

The contents of the salad dressing container remained in the junior-senior cafeteria for more than two days until students reported the incident to school officials. At least two students reported eating the tainted dressing, District 200 officials said.

Bullo said she could not comment on how Castro was reprimanded by the school or if he had been suspended. "We did what we could in the matter," she said.

Castro, a senior at Wheaton North, was charged with attempted aggravated battery and disorderly conduct, a class A misdemeanor. If students press charges against Castro, he could face felony charges.

Castro is scheduled to appear in court Jan. 24.


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[TTinCO]

$750 & community service?

:monsters- I thought tampering with food was a felony-let alone, blowing your wad in it. WTF?????

 

[Journeyman]

Oh man I had a Ceasar salad for lunch.

 

[bellyputter]

Semen is very low in calories and good for your complexion.

 

[steaktartar]

Semen is very low in calories and good for your complexion.

is this manej's ghost?

 

[WCBias]

I think this shit happens all the time. Fast food restaurants? Where else are they going to stick their boogers. The little roadshop mexican restaurants in So. cal and now popping up everywhere for sure too. I wouldn't be suprised if some of those cooks bang the warm beans for *****.

 

[Doug]

food is very vulnerable to tampering, in the style of Tylenol. Somebody could mess with that stuff using stuff that is real poison.

 

[quantumleap]

WHAT A SCUMBAG

Naperville Sun) WHEATON, Ill. Principal Jill Bullo assured parents in a letter last week that salad dressing contaminated by a Wheaton North High School student poses no health hazards.

"We are pleased to report that no follow-up medical attention is needed for any student who ingested Ranch salad dressing," Bullo said in the letter mailed to parents Dec. 22.

Marco Castro, 17, confessed to police Dec. 12 that he had taken a salad dressing container Dec. 6 from the school cafeteria and ejaculated into the contents in a nearby restroom. He then returned the container to the cafeteria.

According to Bullo, the matter has been investigated by the DuPage County Health Department and the Illinois Department of Public Health.

"Based on this investigation, students and parents do not need to take any health-related actions relative to this situation," Bullo said. "There is no risk to students."

Health Department and school officials cited privacy laws in refusing to give more information about Castro's tests.

The contents of the salad dressing container remained in the junior-senior cafeteria for more than two days until students reported the incident to school officials. At least two students reported eating the tainted dressing, District 200 officials said.

Bullo said she could not comment on how Castro was reprimanded by the school or if he had been suspended. "We did what we could in the matter," she said.

Castro, a senior at Wheaton North, was charged with attempted aggravated battery and disorderly conduct, a class A misdemeanor. If students press charges against Castro, he could face felony charges.

Castro is scheduled to appear in court Jan. 24.


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[kingbill]

You know I've come to the conclusion I've eaten at enough fast food restaurant to know I've probably eaten Spit or worse.
I know enough guys who've worked in Fast food to know they would spit in burgers who special ordered. Teens with shitty attitudes and shitty jobs are not a good mix. You don't want Pickles? how bout some extra mayonnaise

 

[TTinCO]

Make him spend a night in jail & feed him a "special" salad the next morning.

Ya think it's fuckin funny now?

 

[RobFunk]

You know I've come to the conclusion I've eaten at enough fast food restaurant to know I've probably eaten Spit or worse.
I know enough guys who've worked in Fast food to know they would spit in burgers who special ordered. Teens with shitty attitudes and shitty jobs are not a good mix. You don't want Pickles? how bout some extra mayonnaise

Kingbill, you could be right. Its crossed my mind. However, I worked fast food from 16 to 19 years of age and there really is no time for that crap.

About the meanest things we have done: put way way too much butter in an egg mcmuffin. (It wasnt me, and the customer brought it right back) Take a real long time on special orders on purpose (so they wont do it again) and food is supposed to have an only 10 minute hold time, we would keep changing the timer so we didnt have to make more and sold stuff that was a half hour old.

Had a short stint at a restaurant for 6 weeks, the only bad thing I saw happen was the stupid girls going into the walk in all the time to do 'whip-its' with the whip cream. They literally went through a case every week because these girls were so addicted to it.

I have got some really god awful nasty chinese food before a few times. Those are actually the places that concerns me most. Those are some smart guys getting paid jack shit and they could care less if your food isnt done right they just want to get the order out. (And god knows what else).

Ill never forget I was eating some mushi pork with a GF. And about half way through the first one she said 'honey, does this taste like piss' who knows if it was really piss or if it was made really shitty. but after she said that I drove to the nearest bar and had about 3 shots of tequila to get the taste out, it was that bad (sometimes bad food taste doesnt hit you at first) it sucked because she was pissed I went to the bar, but I couldnt deal with that thought or that taste.

 

[kingbill]

I was about 8 or 9 and I made my grandfather Puke at the dinner table.
We were having Chinese food, unaware of any urban legends or what, I just reported what I saw
"The Restaurant had a kitty door on the back"
The old guy let go and there was no more Chinese food that night

 

[RobFunk]

I was about 8 or 9 and I made my grandfather Puke at the dinner table.
We were having Chinese food, unaware of any urban legends or what, I just reported what I saw
"The Restaurant had a kitty door on the back"
The old guy let go and there was no more Chinese food that night

MY goodness that is terrible. It seems like good chinese food is about an 80% proposition.

Was living with some kids in their late teens early 20's and this one kid everyone called 'miller' would get delivery from this one chinese place a lot. Then one day he ordered and ate, Miller got a serious case of food poisioning and he had to go the hospital and he said he was seeing all kinds of crazy colors.

It's like they usually do everything right, but totally fly off the handle occasionally with the way they 'prepare it'.

I dont have it anymore very often at all over the last few years. Just seen too much happen. If I do, I stick to the safer stuff like the fried foods.

 

[kingbill]

Living in Vancouver, we have some of the best Chinese Restaurants outside of China err so I've been told, I'll eat it or Japanese or Indian once a week.

 

[mlfp]

Living in Vancouver, we have some of the best Chinese Restaurants outside of China err so I've been told, I'll eat it or Japanese or Indian once a week.

Shabusen, that's the shit.

 

[kingbill]

Shabusen, that's the shit.

Shabusen's great when you get about 10 guys and go until you can't eat no more.
Make sure you Order the Coffee Jello. Eat 5 and you're Buzzed

Some of my Fav Asian Restaurants for anyone visiting Vancouver
Chinese - Hon's on Robson www.shinnova.com/hons_on_robson/
Japanese - Guu on Robson www.guu-izakaya.com/
Indian Fusion- Vig's - Pricey but a great place to take a lady www.vijs.ca
Malaysian - The Banana Leaf, www.bananaleaf-vancouver.com

 

[t3a]

The contents of the salad dressing container remained in the junior-senior cafeteria for more than two days until students reported the incident to school officials. At least two students reported eating the tainted dressing, District 200 officials said.

what the fuck??? I hope some parents at this school raised hell about this. Why do you think those little packs of ketchup and mustard and everything else - including YES salad dressing - were invented? I cant believe in this day and age with all the documented stories of tainted food they would still be using the 'community' condiments at a school. Maybe if this was some little school house out in the weeds with 30 students total, but I would think any major school system would have the sense and budget to have individually packed condiments. Schools are closed on the weekends and all summer, so added benefit that those packs have a longer shelf life than those giant tubs of salad dressing, ketchup, etc

 

[quantumleap]

Shabusen's great when you get about 10 guys and go until you can't eat no more.
Make sure you Order the Coffee Jello. Eat 5 and you're Buzzed

Some of my Fav Asian Restaurants for anyone visiting Vancouver
Chinese - Hon's on Robson www.shinnova.com/hons_on_robson/
Japanese - Guu on Robson www.guu-izakaya.com/
Indian Fusion- Vig's - Pricey but a great place to take a lady www.vijs.ca
Malaysian - The Banana Leaf, www.bananaleaf-vancouver.com

kingbill:

What do you like at the Malaysian restaurant? I went to Malaysian restaurants when I was in Singapore. I especially like the Beef Rendang, Nasi Goreng, Fried Chili Crab and the Satay. If you can find some popiah try it. It's like a spring roll except that I like the ones that aren't deep fried.

I'm going to have to visit the Malaysian restaurant here in LA.

 

[Doug]

Think about this for an example:

I hate to tell how to,but the potential is there.

The tylenol shit was one thing... A modern perp could go into any grocery store, buy something raw like a bunch of bananas or something, purchase ,take home...then take a needle and inject them with whatever toxin...return to store, place in cart, walk-in, and return to banana display,for the next customer,like the Tylenol.

A load of spooey is nothing compared to potential, that ain't gonna kill ya.

A restaurant buffet has lots worse potential than iffy food handling practices.

even canned stuff can be fucked with at the source,like the pet food.

Danger is everywhere, if intelligence turns to evil intent. We don't need safety seals on jugs of bleach or anti-freeze, how stupid is that ? :missingte

I'd worry about a lot of other stuff before I think about seals on stuff you'd never consume as a food !